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I, Napoleon B.

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Vlad the Vampire's Very First Halloween Ball: The Grand Halloween Ball at the Haunted Mansion on Spooky Hill - a Halloween Children's Book

Vlad the Vampire's Very First Halloween Ball: The Grand Halloween Ball at the Haunted Mansion on Spooky Hill - a Halloween Children's Book

A magical Halloween adventure that fans of beloved witch stories, friendly monster tales, and sweet holiday picture books will treasure!

2024

Stories

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Published in
The Memoirist

It Was My Mom’s Last Night, She Gave It All

It has been three years.

Feb 1

It Was My Mom’s Last Night, She Gave It All

Feb 1

Published in
The Reaction Room

Why Everyone Doesn’t Lead a Film Star Life

Nancy Pelosi doesn’t give me orgasm … but this MAGA son of a b*tch does.

Nov 6

Why Everyone Doesn’t Lead a Film Star Life

Nov 6

Trump Wins

Trump wins, your grocery prices will go down, and you may have more money in your wallets, but for the women, you better start buying those…

Nov 6

Nov 6

The Ladies of the Night on Halloween Night

I had to go out and buy myself some medicines for my tummy ache. And where the drugstore is a place where it only comes alive at night.

Oct 31

The Ladies of the Night on Halloween Night

Oct 31

Published in
Tech Titans

Elon Musk’s Daddy Issues: The $130 Million Gamble on Trump

And Its true cost to American Democracy

Oct 29

Elon Musk’s Daddy Issues: The $130 Million Gamble on Trump

Oct 29

Published in
Lovingly Yours

Can Your Ex Be Your Best Friend?

Spoiler alert: It’s about as likely as winning the lottery.

Oct 27

Can Your Ex Be Your Best Friend?

Oct 27

The Littlest Monsters’ First Halloween

First Draft

Oct 26

The Littlest Monsters’ First Halloween

Oct 26

Published in
The Reaction Room

The Devil Wears Chuck Taylor: Is Kamala Harris a Threat to White Christian America?

“Kamala Harris is a Jezebel. She’s under the influence of the Jezebel spirit.”

Oct 19

The Devil Wears Chuck Taylor: Is Kamala Harris a Threat to White Christian America?

Oct 19

Published in
Contemplate

When Love Grows Quiet, AI Finds Its Voice

AI’s role in Modern Love

Oct 10

When Love Grows Quiet, AI Finds Its VoiceWhen Love Grows Quiet, AI Finds Its Voice

Oct 10

Will never stop saying thank you, until I meet you and shake your hands Hogan, thank you for…

Oct 7

Oct 7

I, Napoleon B.

I, Napoleon B.

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